One of my co-workers seems peeved. I think it is because he just went to a company thing and realized that he isn’t aboothgirlbooth girl. Like me.  Even though I wasn’t invited to said company thing, I am way more booth girl material.  My evidence is to the Left.  I am totally more booth girl appropriate than him and I think that it is sad that he is jealous of my booth girl qualities.  Envy makes people green, Stu…or so I’ve been told.  I have never actually seen anyone turn green with envy, but the saying had to come from some kind of truth.

Anyway…he should get over it.