This is what I have been doing with for the last 30 minutes:

Yes.  I have made my pets argue with each other on Twitter.  And yes, it took 30 minutes.  I blame the pain meds. In my defense, Chico pooed on the floor inside 3 times today right after going outside to pee.  Three.  Also, Chico now has a Twitter account and you can follow him @Chico_Grace.  I can’t promise that his tweets will be anything worth reading.

UPDATE:  About 10 minutes after writing this, the little shithead (CHICO) took another dump on the floor right after going outside to pee.  Grr….